DAVE BOLING; The News Tribune
Published: September 5th, 2007 01:00 AM
As for status in the closet, these things rate well above the normal shirt, and somewhere slightly below the typical superhero costume.
But no illusions come with NFL jerseys … even the pricey “authentics.”
Fans don’t actually believe they look like Shaun Alexander when they put on a No. 37 Seahawks jersey.
And they don’t really envision a series of injuries leaving the Seahawks without a middle linebacker, causing the staff to scan the Qwest Field stands for somebody in a Lofa Tatupu jersey to race down onto the turf for a key goal-line stand.
Still, the buying of a jersey is actually a very personal – and expensive – tribute to their favorite players.
When readers of The News Tribune’s Seahawks Insider blog were asked about their jersey buying/wearing habits, 79 readers responded. Some produced lists of as many as 25 jerseys in their collections.
Quality of play, character, citizenship and longevity are variables in the purchasing equation, they reported.
Many follow strict regimens regarding whose jerseys are to be worn for home games, away games, preseason and postseason games … most based on habit and superstition.
And, as one contributor pointed out, numerous options sometimes become necessary.
“It’s nice to have more than one jersey in case you get disgusted by a player’s crappy performance, then you can strip it off in a fit of anger,” said Johnny Peel, a Seahawks fan from Springfield, Ill.
But, when you buy your jersey, you take your chances.
“I don’t buy Hawks jerseys anymore … I am cursed,” said Brett Snyder of Anacortes. Snyder has owned jerseys of Joey Galloway, Shawn Springs, Anthony Simmons, Chad Eaton, Koren Robinson and Ken Hamlin. All of them were traded, allowed to leave the Seahawks via free agency or were involved in some manner of controversy.
When Snyder produced his list of doom, fellow bloggers quickly asked him to go out and purchase the jerseys of star players from other teams in the NFC West Division.
Some fans are clearly more intuitive. Chris Olson, manager of the Just Sports store in the Tacoma Mall, said that several fans had sought out replacements for their Michael Boulware jerseys … at least three days before his trade to Houston was announced.
The three most popular Seahawks jerseys at Olson’s store are Tatupu, receiver Deion Branch and placekicker Josh Brown. But two national standouts – San Diego’s LaDainian Tomlinson and New Orleans’ Reggie Bush – are the best sellers overall, Olson said.
Buying players’ jerseys requires a significant investment. Olson pointed out a number of options, including replica jerseys at $75; premier/replithentic jerseys, $99; authentic jerseys, $300 (away, white) and $256 (home, blue).
In addition, the Mitchell and Ness throwback jerseys can cost up to $400.
Still … “some people come in and buy three or four at a time,” Olson said.
A throwback that’s still popular is Steve Largent’s No. 80, even though Largent hasn’t played for 18 seasons. Olson has them for $280.
Jim Kelly of Pullman said he owns three Largent jerseys because “he’s the reason I love Seahawks football.”
“Do I associate (with) Largent’s characteristics when I wear it? Not really,” Kelly said. “I was lucky. I grew up as the Hawks grew up. From them, as a team, I learned that it was better to have integrity, and not win, than to win at any cost while not being able to look myself in the eye … (like) the Raiders.”
A number of readers said they’ve marched to the nearest Goodwill store to donate the jerseys of any Seahawk who has been involved in off-field scandal or illegal activities.
Jake Wiley, a Seahawks fan in Hamilton, N.J., listed some 22 jerseys, including a number from his swelling “jersey graveyard” of traded players. Wiley’s 14-month-old son should be able to top his father’s collection some day. He already has Matt Hasselbeck, Tatupu and Marcus Trufant jerseys.
Another long-distance fan, Dan Abraham from Toronto, Canada, said that his No. 45 Ken Easley jersey, bought in the early 1980s, still fits. “I’ve worn it for every Hawks game since,” he said.
Clearly, the jersey fanaticism is contagious among families. Abraham said that his wife also got into the Seahawks spirit.
“To surprise me one night last year, my wife appeared in the bedroom in a pair of Seahawks panties,” Abraham said.
We may presume that they had the name “Easley” written across the back.
HOW MUCH?
Price ranges for men’s current jerseys on nflshop.com:
• Customized authentic: $189.99 to $369.99
• Pre-numbered authentic: $239.99 to $284.99
• Premier/replithentic: $99.99 to $109.99
• Customized replica: $99.99
• Pre-numbered replica: $74.99 TOP TEAMS
The top-selling teams for jersey sales from April to August, according to the NFL:
1. Dallas Cowboys, right
2. Chicago Bears
3. Pittsburgh Steelers
4. San Diego Chargers
5. Indianapolis Colts
6. Philadelphia Eagles
7. New Orleans Saints
8. New England Patriots
9. Denver Broncos
10. Washington Redskins
Dave Boling: 253-597-8440